Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
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i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
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He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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