I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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