well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
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I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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