either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
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Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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