sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
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I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
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I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
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