nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
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Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
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What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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