Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
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He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
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Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
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