Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I wear drunk well.
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