We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
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he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
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Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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