Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
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bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
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I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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