Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
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Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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