The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
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You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
We don't watch enough power rangers
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"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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