Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
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She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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