i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
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Use "feeling words"
Yay
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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