So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
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This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
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Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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