The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
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Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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