Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
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According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
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She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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