totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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