Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
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Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
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Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
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I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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