The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
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What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
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