i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
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I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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