Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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