Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
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Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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