Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
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We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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