I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
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Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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