i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
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I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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