i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
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I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
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He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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