2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
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I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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