smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
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found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
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Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
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OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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