Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
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letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
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If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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