I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
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I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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