This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
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he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
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Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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