normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
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She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
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Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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