Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
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wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
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Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
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