there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
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Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
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I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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