he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
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He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
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I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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