To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
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There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
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My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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