i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
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He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
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they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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