i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
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Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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