marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
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I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
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DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
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