i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
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Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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