WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I am midnight drunk by noon
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
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didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
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I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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