so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
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My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
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I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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