He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
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She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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