Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
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Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
The feeling are messing with the penis
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Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
He has the fingertips of a God
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