did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
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The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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