I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
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you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
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Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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