i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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