either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
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I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
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Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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