They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
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it's like her boobs came off with her bra
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
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My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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